How to avoid a divorce by not getting married

From a facebook post:
For all of you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here’s a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth waited patiently for her mate, Boaz. While waiting on your Boaz don’t settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially his third cousin, Beatinyoaz. Please wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz!!!